Volume III, Issue IV

Songs & Poems

A Christmas Carol - by Tom Lehrer
Abou Ben Adhem - by James Leigh Hunt
Christmas - By Sir John Betjeman
Advent 1955 - by Sir John Betjeman
Read Poems .

Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

Sent to us by Lindsey Grover

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others, or their choice not to practice a religion at all.

And

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make Canada great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, religious, or sexual preference of the wishes.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others.